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oooh scary monster; resume

I’ve been slowly updating my monster.com resume the past couple weeks. Boy has monster.com been around for a long time. It’s scary to see all the skills I used to have and utilize, and now where am I? I guess it has been several years since I last blew the dust off it, and have been able to add a few things too. Hell, I’ve even updated some of the verbiage accomplishments to be more appropriate, as my resume included names of now defunct bits of software.

I wish I had some help in getting back to work. This isn’t the first time I’ve thought about it, that’s for sure.  I am just afraid, and not as confident as I’d like. I’m not sure if I can handle the responsibility of a Full time job, but I’d like to give it a try somehow. It’s not healthy sitting at home alone all day waiting for life to advance. I am supposed to be entitled to some job rehabilitation benefits, but those expired years ago, and unfortunately it has taken many of what should have been the best years of my life just to get to where I am today. Ok, well my left arm is really bugging me now and I’m feeling more depressed.

Find your own Virtual Resume on the Internet, or Your Secret Cloning Scheme for World Takeover Fun.

In my blog readings, I found a link to a search engine of sorts, that pumps out a virtual resume of sorts. I put in my name, and it came up with a list of 261 ‘Rob and Robert, Friedmans’
Interestingly enough I was on the list, all the way on the bottom at #258.

Go here, replace my name with yours, and see how many companies your Doubles work for. My doubles are taking over the world!@# muahaha.

Post your count back as a comment. :)

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